Pirate or Ninja?

If I could be either a pirate or a ninja for a day, I would be a ninja. I would be a ninja because i could have a cool name/nickname i would be the... wait for it... Ginja Ninja. Also if I was a ninja I can be really stealthy and slick. I could sneak and attack and no one would know what hit them. Another reason I would be a ninja is because that have so many cool weapons.Theres a Shuriken, nun chucks, and a ninja sword. There are so many ninja weapons that would be so cool to use. Also I would open a dojo and eventually mutate some turtles and teach them the ways of the ninja. Finally, I could make t-shirts that say ginja ninja on them and they would be orange with black writing and a person in all black in ninja form.