Desperate measures

One time me and my friend, let's call him Steve, were out walking down some street in the middle of no where. Now me and Steve were just bored and have been walking from some time now so we decided to sit down for a little bit. We did this for approximately a half an hour when suddenly Steve proclaimed that his arm was hurting. So i was forced to find steve a way to get help, when suddenly a truck speeds up next to us. Just then i jump out in front of the truck and stop it with my jedi mind trick. Just then me and steve run behind and jump into the back, but when we opened the door we noticed that the truck was filled with taco bell. Loaded grillers, XXL nachos, doritos locos tacos, chalupas, and much much more glorious Mexican delights. So me and Steve jump over the massive pile of taco bell and hide in the very back of the truck. Just in time too because just then the truck driver had ran to the back to check out the scene. But we were already hidden and he went along like nothing had happened, got into the truck, and drove. As the driver took off all the taco bell collapsed on us. As we lay there being crushed by glorious piles of food, I came up with an idea. I told steve the only way out was to eat all the taco bell. Soon after I said that we were already chowing down on tacos. Within a short period of time we had consumed the entire trucks worth of taco bell. After we finished that it turned out that steves arm wasn't hurting anymore. Right then the truck stopped and me and steve jumped out and ran as fast as we could to the nearest hospital. When we got there we had the doctor examines Steves arm to see why it was hurting, it turned out he was suffering from taco bell withdraw. He said if he hadn't had the taco bell he would have probably died. Finally he gave Steve maybe the best prescription ever " taco bell orally two times daily minimum". We sat there in joyful tears, now we meet and eat at taco bell everyday.